Saturday, July 29, 2006

New Wave Cinema.

When did everything crucial from my childhood decide to sell out and handicap anything from becoming sacred for my generation?

I can't lie. I'm pretty silly juiced for this one though.

All I'm asking for is a Neptunes remix of the Ninja Rap. Maybe Mike Jones for historical significance.

Vanilla Ice- Ninja Rap


Last time I checked, I don't remember the Transformers being Martians.

They Better not sleep on getting some band to do a cover and tribute video of this for the soundtrack.

Can we at least get a DFA remix of the 1986 Stan Bush classic?

Le Tigre- Deceptacon(DFA RMX by Tim Goldsworthy & James Murphy for The DFA)

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

For the Yay Mang.

Stomper the Turfie.

E-40/B-Legit/San Quinn/Clyde Carson/Turf Talk/Richie Rich/PSD/Federation/Dem Hoodstarz/Messy Marv/Mistah F.A.B./Yukmouth/Big Rich/J. Diggs/Balance/Too $hort- Tell Me When to Go (Bay Area Remix)

Federation/Keak Da Sneak/San Quinn/E-40/Turf Talk- Hyphy (remix)

I bet Mr. Met wish he knew how to Harlem Shake now.

Federation- 18 Dummy

Federation/E-40- I Wear My Stunna Glasses At Night

Federation are the cornerstone of all that is Hyphy.

Surroundings familiar? Possibly because this

was filmed in the same place.

The Pack/Too $hort/Mistah F.A.B.- Vans (remix)

The Pack/Mistah F.A.B.- Yes Sir

The Vans epidemics has spread from the Yay and hit breakout proportions as The Pack's simple snap single has started to recieve national airplay and even caught the attention of big baller blog Stereogum.

I'm just glad I bought my first two pairs of slip ons before the song came out.

...I can't vouch for my next pair though.

Keak Da Sneak/Johnny Ca$h/Mistah F.A.B./G-Stack/PSD/Dubee/Rydah J. Klyde/Bavgate- Super Hyphie (Thizz remix)

Keak Da Sneak- Beat It!

Keak Da Sneak manages to make silly gouda and keep it real on the most poodle show ever.

I remember a bulletin he posted on myspace about how he had a cold but reassured his fans he was still smoking blunts while demolishing some chicken soup.


Mistah F.A.B.- Ghost Ride It

The DB'z/E-40- Stewie


Even the kid you cheated off in math class goes dumb in the bay.

06 hyphy? Always Hyphy Status? Too bad the term hyphy started recieving rotation in the hallways while these youngsters were still in 8th grade.

Stupid. Dumb. Retarded.

Monday, July 17, 2006

blue flowers

The cineplexes are boring right now. Stoned out barely animated Scifi? Talking about

A Scanner Darkly.

Here are two high-fi scenes from the most radical movie featuring
Winona Ryder,Keanu Reeves, Robert Downey Jr., and Woody Harrelson.

movie out now

Sunday, July 16, 2006

The toilet is empty

Paul Reubens looking healthy and refreshed = the return of

Pee Wee Herman


Here is a low quality version of his interview on Conan the other night until i can find a better one.

I hope you watched it all the way through so you didn't miss the return of the



Now that I think about it, Pee Wee's probably the reason i didn't start smoking rocks at an early age.


the trailer for

The Science of Sleep

is out!!!!!!!!!

dummy juiced.

out 9/15

Nikola Tesla.

Here's a mathematical breakdown of the movie

The Prestige

from what i've gathered so far.






David Bowie as Nikola Tesla? Hugh Jackman vs. Chrisitan Bale in a magic off?

Scarlett Johansson i'm way over you. I couldn't handle the jealousy of losing you to the populous after falling deeply into crush status with you first in Ghostworld and then Lost in Translation

The Prestige out 10/27

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Doo doo twinkle.

Chapelle's Show Lost Episodes are weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak.

These skits don't belong on TV but on my blog.